Video Description: Events often happen in life that no fantasist can make up. For example, my sister once sneezed so hard that her glass eye flew out the window and into a box that was sent across the ocean to Japan. That eye later appeared in the very first kaiju movie. And I myself was thrown overboard twice. Not because I fucked someone's wife, but because there was money left in my wallet. You don't believe me? Watch for yourself...

Video Description: My hunting doesn't always go the way I would like it to. For example, sometimes girls still refuse me, and sometimes their boyfriends or husbands reject my proposal. But sometimes things happen that even I, with my vast experience and track record, cannot explain. On one such occasion, a girl squeezed me so hard that I barely escaped with my legs. I mean, I could barely save my dick...